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The Only Good Gimmick Account, now on Mastodon

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#Tech, #StarTrek, #Cannabis, #Gardening, #Music, and so on. (he/him)

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Cincinnati-based spreadsheet monkey. I didn't actually get banned from that Arby's. It's a bit.

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i'm in a punk rock band called wet strawberry (willem dafoe is a member), my twice-dead husband gary passed of natural causes in a boating accident on 1/9/2024, and hello kitty is my best friend

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STANCED UP IN THE MAUSOLEUM

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Fortysomething cloud systems architect guy from New England. Gay. Anxiety. Jeeps. Fast cars. Former church organist. Hiking. Crumpet ambassador. Photography. Sailing. Crochet before it was trending. Licensed cinema projectionist. The uncle who lets you stay up late and eat junk food.

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Cats who fuckaas. (He/They) Is this bluesky?

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bofalol & RadicalTown alumnus
I also post on Bluesky

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