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sad sack of buns
“I want to know what is going on, even if to know is to suffer” —Lady Bird J
🔹personal account🔹public account: UniverseOdon.com/@joparkerbear🔹

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A caffeinated sad clown.

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My apologies for the long absence. It will happen again. 
See my About section for all relevant stalking information.

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Occasional science reporter at The Washington Post and elsewhere. Disabled by complex chronic post-viral illness. Living on #Kauai #Hawaii. Sometimes SCUBA diver.

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Leading online #policy & #enforcement for 40 years. I left as head of Safety and Advocacy for #OkCupid after 9 years with #MatchGroup where I worked in T&S, data governance, legal compliance, DEI, realistic wellness, and ethics then became a #Whistleblower

Formerly worked in IT Security. Probably the world's first non-US-government hacker-catcher, head of commercial security for British Telecom, 2nd (and longest serving) #IRC Operator outside of Finland - And all that #MUD & #MIST stuff.

My pinned posts are on: https://mstdn.social/@Lorry/
It seems weird to repost them on this switched account :)

Why I left Match Group?

. https://bit.ly/okcupid-safety-1
. https://bit.ly/okcupid-safety-2
. https://bit.ly/okcupid-safety-3
. https://bit.ly/dating-site-ripoff

You get the idea!

. First article I wrote online that still exists: 1988
. Oldest email address I use daily: 1989
. First Phrack hate: 1991 (Phrack 35)
. Oldest domain name: 1992
. First academic paper on social media: 1992

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A tourist wandering through the complex plane. No requests, it's (semi) random.
There will be no additional iterations, the computer is already sad.

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Boop!

Came to the #Fediverse in Nov ‘22. All posts are not my own as I don’t have a thread of creativity…

I’m politically left of center, support our #BlackLivesMatter, #Antifascist and #LGBTQ+ communities. Be kind, considerate and loving.

I post and boost #Politics, #Humor, #DadJokes, #Gardening and whatever I feel like, and not necessarily in that order. I’m not afraid to drop a #Pun. I curse sometimes, fair warning. Alt text on all images.

Avatar: Dave Brandt (Google him)

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New drugs from Law and Order SVU

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