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I’m Jason. I’m average. He/They

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What could possibly go wrong here....

I'm rarely serious, unless I am. You should notice the difference. Unless you can't. I crochet, knit, paint and draw. Sometimes it's good. Though sometimes not. I sell them. I keep some as well.

Does anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation bc *gestures at everything*.

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Meh

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I’m kinda gassy 💨

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new private account (under construction)

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Taking care of my chickens and my mentals

https://justmytoots.com/networksportsballanalyst@jorts.horse

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Traded from mastodon.online for a third-round draft pick and cash considerations.

code smasher, anarcho-dad, part of the cybernetic system of capitalism that is trying to destroy me

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same mom, different party.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFf9YjYSYeD/?igsh=MTFpZWhpdnh0cG1tdw==

#fuckaas #PDX #WWDITS #canthavenicethings
https://justmytoots.com/@imwintersmom@beige.party

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You get me at my shitpostiest

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Winnipeg Jets fan, New Westminster Royals fan, liberal, curmudgeon in training. Canadian ambassador to Mastodon. Admin of https://thecanadian.social

NOTICE: All content posted from this account is copyright Michael L Fraser. Any commercial reproduction or redistribution, including but not limited to AI learning models is strictly prohibited.

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